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Static banner.

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Piece it all together

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Navigate through traffic

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Reach for the stars

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Spellbinding

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Vengeance upon thee

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I’m gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps.[/vc_column_text][button button_text=”Learn More” button_color=”custom” custom_button_color=”#3f51b5″ custom_button_text_color=”#ffffff”][/vc_column_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1/2″ css=”.vc_custom_1481886489615{padding-top: 0px !important;padding-bottom: 0px !important;background-position: center !important;background-repeat: no-repeat !important;background-size: cover !important;}”][basix_image image_path=”12283″ image_size=”65″ image_align=”right” image=”10567″][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row full_width=”stretch_row” equal_height=”yes” content_placement=”top” dark_bg=”true” css=”.vc_custom_1481975338032{padding-top: 8em !important;padding-bottom: 8em !important;background-color: #3f51b5 !important;}”][vc_column][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner][vc_column_text custom_font_size=”1.2em” css=”.vc_custom_1482929097692{margin-bottom: 1em !important;}”]

Included plugins cost $53

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And the theme only costs $59. WTF?

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Spellbinding

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Vengeance upon thee

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I’m gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps.[/vc_column_text][button button_text=”Learn More” button_color=”custom” custom_button_color=”#a99d73″ custom_button_text_color=”#ffffff”][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row full_width=”stretch_row” content_placement=”middle” dark_bg=”true” css=”.vc_custom_1482160633390{padding-top: 20vh !important;padding-bottom: 20vh !important;background-color: #a99d73 !important;background-position: center !important;background-repeat: no-repeat !important;background-size: cover !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text custom_font_size=”3em” css=”.vc_custom_1481974383568{margin-bottom: 1em !important;}”]

Perfection.

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Cleanest WordPress Theme on The Fu*king Planet.

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